25 Reasons to Love Me...

SO... If you're a fellow facebooker like myself... then you kinda know what this post is all about. I've read a couple of other people's random facts and i thought to myself "hey, I want to do one to!" But, it took me awhile to finally get up the courage to make one, because I was really trynna think of things about me that are in fact.... random. Cuz I know I've look over some that weren't random facts at all... or it just wasn't interesting. Well... here's my chance to show my stuff... hope you enjoy!

1. The blue pack of Starburts bothers me because there are like two good flavors in it(Waste money much?).

2. I get jealous of people who have that Power Rangers ringtone (you know the alert?).

3. One time I had this dream where I dropped a bar of soap in the toilet and when I woke up, I told my mom what happened and she totally didn't believe me... and I got in trouble.

4. I think being a meterologist is an unfulfilling job.

5. If I were a boy, I'd' be a whore.

6. I feel grades are pointless, they prove nothing.

7. I make orgasmic sounds and my eyes roll back when I eat something really good.

8. I laugh at almost everything. Especially when people trip and stuff.

9. And when I laugh... it's pretty damn serious. My stomach is tight and I'm crying.

10. I've always wanted to get with a corny, goofy white boy, just to see the look on people's faces.

11. My friends and I went to Laser Quest and I ran full speed into a wall.

12. I believe if I wasn't such a nice person, then maybe my life wouldn't be so boring.

13. I don't like when I'm walkin down the street and random ass men tell me to smile (funny thing is I usually smile... as not to look like a complete ass).

14. I believe there is a such thing as a stupid question.

15. I don't like people but yet I want to be a psychologist.

16. I think Sandy is pointless on Spongebob Squarepants.

17. Mickey Mouse is my husband.

18. I abhor Minnie Mouse... she's not good enough for Mickey and I'll never understand why he got with her.

19. I believe that deep down every man wants to fuck a black woman.

20. My favorite pornstar is Jada Fire... she's AMAZING!

21. It bothers my when people try and cough all cute and quiet ( just cough dammit!)

22. # 18 is probably so retarded... but i'm so serious about it.

23. I don't like when unattractive people have crappy personalities.

24. When I'm by myself, I often have full on conversation with myself.

25. I wrote this list while in one of my classes...