Creative Writing 101

I would like to give a round of applause to the musical artist who put their skills to the test, and come up with creative songs. There's nothing more refreshin then to turn on some music, and figure out what message is being conveyed, because they don't just come right out and say what's goin on. BUT (there's always a but), since these dudes nowadays are gettin smarter, it's makin it more difficult for us females to figure what the hell you trynna do, and to come up wit a decent lie to counter your suggestion(that is, if you want to counter it). In the song Dot Com by Usher, he says "Please, baby I got to see you, And I really wanna please you, So get on my laptop so I can download...." (Now, if that ain't some clever shit..) he also says "Baby, if you sign on I'ma make you light up Ooh, Baby, if you log on I’ll make you dot com..." (Whew... he better say that) imma throw this last piece in here too "Ooh, I love the way you dirty type I can take you home on escape Ooh, I need your backspace in my life Thank God you don’t have a flat screen..." So, lets discuss this... what you're tellin me is you want to..... have sex(Simple enough).
Another artist who is notorious for speaking metaphorically is the king, R. Kelly(cuz you kno we did remind him of his jeep). What women seriously wants to be thought of as a Jeep?? (could she be something more expensive? Whoever he was referrin to must have been one of them side joints) Anyways... he gets brownie points for being different. The song that really does it for me is Remote Control. He says "I'll be your remote touch me turn me on make me sing a song Now put me on slow.. Baby push enter now fast forward Girl you got me programed under your control Something about the way you turn it over and poke it out Said it makes me want to grab the remote and put that ass on pause..." I"m not even gonna further elaborate on that, the business is just laid out right there.
To sum this all up, ladies we once again have to step it up. No more can we be on our periods for a full month, have issues wit our hair, or whatever the hell comes to mind(At this rate we should be bald and dead). We also need to be on our toes. Read between the lines... But don't over analyze everything, cuz he might be speaking literally. Other than that, congratulations guys for catchin on and steppin ur game up. Thank you for making some females lives a little more difficult. You're the best :)