Inappropriate Idea

Are you suffering from the following?
1) weird, unexpected outburts
2) uncanny ability to make others uncomfortable
3) questionable, random behavior
4) acting innappropriately to simple expressions
5) or, not following the social norm set by God knows who?

IF you do, then you may be awkward....
ThaFinger is a quick and easy medicine, readily available to all who suffer from social awkwardness. There are unlimited doses, but it should be exercised at users discretion. Side effects may include:
1) overused joint
2) aggressive or unwanted responses
3) an ass whoopin
4) being more awkward
5) rejection from social crowds
6) loss of friendships

Using ThaFinger is not at all effective, and you will probably still be awkward afterwards(even moreso really), but it's just something to do. It's recommended that you NOT use this, but if you do, keep the side effects in mind, especially if directed at someone you don't know.
Being awkward is an inconvenience to others as well as yourself. So stop being awkward, cuz it makes other people uncomfortable. (wouldn't that suck if i ended it like that?)

**** When I first was called awkward, it kind of made me upset because when I think of the word, i'm thinking of this seriously neglected and rejected person who is BEYOND weird(I'm probably overthinkin it but whatever, that's how I operate). But, when I looked up the definition, it came to me that we are all awkward, some more than others, but nonetheless we all express awkwardness. Instead of awkward, I think something kick ass like profoundly beautiful or uniquely mistaken.... so next time awkward comes up, no offense will be taken, because it's a universal characteristic that we really kinda need. Normalcy is so........ awkward